im so scared the rest of my life is gonna feel like this
- <p> <b>Friend:</b> Are you sure you're not a lesbian?<p/><b>Me:</b> I'm sure.<p/><b>Narrator:</b> She was a lesbian.<p/></p>
i believe in hate at first sight
my future partner is probably texting their bae right now about how they’re gonna be together forever. sike, see you in ten years bitch
